There’s nothing I enjoy more than a good movie.
However, the last time I went to see one at the local theater my time and money were wasted.
Don’t get me wrong. The movie was great, what I could hear or see of it that is.
There happened to be the most obnoxious group of girls behind my mother and I. Obnoxious doesn’t even begin to cover their behavior.
These girls wouldn’t know theatre etiquette if it smacked them upside the head.
From the beginning they were loud, hyper and had the maturity of a two year old on Pixy Stix.
Before the movie even began they were already kicking my seat, throwing popcorn and gabbing at the top of their lungs about their leg hair they had not shaved in more than a week.
Yes, because that’s what I wanted to go to the movies for; I wanted to hear about the amount of leg hair needed to knit a sweater.
You would think once the movie began they would quiet themselves and sit there watching, but sadly they did not.
On the upside if I happened to be hard of hearing these girls rehashed everything that went on word for word.
After all that broadcasting they must have been parched because two of them sucked their soda pop down to the last drop and you could hear that too.
After all that slurping I learned something new from these ever so lovely ladies.
Apparently you pay $10 to go pee 50 times in the middle of the movie and disrupt everyone missing half of the storyline yourself.
Isn’t that just so wonderful?
I didn’t think so.
After the girls had sufficiently ruined ¾ of the movie I thought I was in the clear.
I was wrong.
One of these girls had “sexy and I know it,” or so as their ringtone sang.
“So what” by P!nk may have been more appropriate because at that point I wanted to start a fight.
Why didn’t I get a worker to kick them out you ask?
Oh I did.
Four. Times.
Apparently these zoo animals were friends with the theatre staff.
At the end of the movie I almost ran out just to escape them.
If anyone ever wondered what hell is like, well I think I’ve summed it up.
So people if you or your friends, your parents, your boyfriend/girlfriend, etc. are anything like this I suggest you disown them.
Honestly, what’s wrong with people?
